1. Grantaire: You're not programmed to feel joy.
    2. Enjolras: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.
    3. Grantaire: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kind of ruins my enjoyment of them.
    4. Enjolras: Yes, I know.
     
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  3. peircethebvbjackie:

    •BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

    •FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

    •RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

    •SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

    •ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

    •EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

    (via myscars-makeme-beautiful)

     
  4. two-winchesters-and-castiel:

    mishasminions:

    larrysnbhd:

    chiltonomics:

    federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

    thefaultinourdaleks:

    federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

    sheeptopus:

    sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

    mishasminions:

    IT’S NOT NATURAL

    you could say it’s un-natural

    YOU HAD ONE JOB

    it’s paranormal 

    Definitely not-natural

    almost-natural

    Pseudo-Natural

    someone just say it pls

    OKAY IT’S SUPER…CALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS

    oh for the love of god

    (via myscars-makeme-beautiful)

     

  5. forsciencejohn:

    body paragraphs:

    introductions: 

    conclusions:

    (via they-have-fallen)

     

  6. teenscoolest:

    why cant i cry money instead of tears

    (via erenejaeger)

     
  7. diggly:

    not a lie

    (Source: logiewinner, via they-have-fallen)

     
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  9. Victor Hugo

    literarystarbucks:

    Victor Hugo goes up to the counter and describes the drink he wants in detail for an hour, laying out the minutiae of the process, presentation, and backstory of his extremely simple dark roast with sugar. By the time he’s finished, the store is closed, the barista has left, and Victor returns home empty-handed.

    (via they-have-fallen)

     

  10. australian-government:

    I don’t need to change my url for halloween it’s already pretty scary

    (via enjolryass)

     
  11. quiet-knives:

    PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

    Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

    (via hairy-hag)

     

  12. anxius:

    boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

    (via d-winchester79)

     

  13. alisonshendrixs:

    if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7

    (Source: imdonebye, via hairy-hag)

     
  14. rektum:

    skeleton war is getting real

    (Source: spookymedz, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)